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[Jul. 3rd, 2005|10:55 am] |
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TODAY I SUCKED MY OWN DICK...WOW..WHAT A FUCKING ACCOMPLISHMENT......I ALSO FOUND OUT EVERYBODY IS A STUPID FUCK. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2005|11:55 pm] |
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today I woke up and rubbed peanut butter on my wang.......the jelly part will come tonight....oh yes....oh yes. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2005|11:18 pm] |
cross your eyes like a crocodile and spin the other way around....therefore you haven't never
even felt a vibe to claim you're alive....so what's the use in the world spinning....you think
you've always been in the same place....but you really haven't......the world's axis is a
dimension that floats us all day long......and still the flat earth people live....and live...
and live.......and the flat earth people destory themselfs.......because structure is something
they haven't found.......so they just keep being flat......and no bumps...or no curve will ever
give them a chance to spend an evening on the hillside.....where we sip the fine wine.....and
the chigger babies bite......yip yappers never tag our soul.....it's the all around golden rule
we share around here......essential girls heat the night....colors are not real....and this life
is undefined....and I smell more pollen today....tickles this blister that's been growing on
all your thoughts buried in the quicksand....ya....you never thought you could sink did you? |
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[Jun. 30th, 2005|12:49 pm] |
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...man..I woke up today to some strange fucking noise by my door.....it drove me insane....I finally opened the door and saw that it was a rabbbit....a big fat one at that...it was rubbing against the door....I guess trying to be all cute and shit......it didn't run away...it just stood there and looked up at me....I was in my boxers...and it was pretty early in the morning...I didn't think anybody would see so........I turned around and bent over...and took a poop on it.....came out like one of those missles....and towards the end it started to get pretty messy....but I tell you what....the rabbit took it man.....I give him that....what a champ....so if you see a brown rabbit running around baxter....that's the one. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2005|09:25 pm] |
My generosity is bate for bites on me.....ow..ow...ow....
.....sooner or later I need to learn to quit sticking my hand in that fucking water... |
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[Jun. 29th, 2005|11:24 am] |
LONDON VOMIT
climbing stairs in London for a while
when i bumped into her
purchasing the bare essentials
she remembered me from the video
feel sorry for me and let me in
what were my intentions?
a weak young man
a simple set up
I sat on her bed
clock tic cartoons
the humor in my blood
it was then i noticed a beauty
it was then i noticed a smell of vomit
i never asked what disease she had
sickened cheek boned around the lips
eyes that reminded me of a younger age
my mistake in reality
a surprise to me her skin was soft
she told me she hasn't felt this normal in a while
and this is the most she felt
alone in an english apartment......four years
I got scared that an attatchment would grow
dreaming of london vomit....sorry baby...I gotta go. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2005|11:20 pm] |
I found a little weener dog today at the side of the road.....it was running in all sorts of directions....very cute.....so cute....i picked it up by its ears and walked all the way to the baxter swimming pool (right down the road) and through it in........I don't think it could swim...mmmm....it was strange....right after that the ice cream man here in baxter stopped by my house and commented on my throw when I tossed the weener dog in the deep end.....we seemed to get along so great that we sat in my house all day long smoking doobies and playing mariokart....I had such a great time.....quite the time of my life......I'm looking further to so many more wonderful days such as these.......I can't hardly wait......oh by the way I rented that movie too...it was awesome...really reminded me of the true times i have had in this area....like school was my life...and thats all there is to it...GO RAMS...RA RA FOREVER!!!
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